Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Its my birthday!!


Well another year gone! No doubt you've heard it before but for the sake of a cliche..... where does the time go?

It only seems like yesturday I was walking in to my first day of secondary school! I had met up with the girls before hand so we could go in together, like a bit of emotional support for eachother! We were scared! For the first week of school we arranged to meet every lunch at the back left cornor of the first year social area and no matter what, or how long it took we couldn't leave until we were all there! You couldn't leave a man behind! Who knows what could happen to you if you were left on your own! Of course after the first week this wore off and we settled in but now I'm seven years down the line and I can't think of where the time went!


It's horrible really. Am I going to wake up in twenty years time when I'm almost old, look back on writing this blog and feel like it was only yesturday?

I think alot of people have the same fears! For me it's deffinitely getting old! Growing old terrifies me! It's one of those things you can think about as much as you like but no matter what you'll never get your head round it till your there living it!!
So I'm getting a little bit older this week! Only a little bit though!! The big nineteen!! It's my social responsibility to welcome it with a bang!!

different people

Have you ever really taught about all the different kinds of people there?? If you want to the best thing to do is sit in a public place and just watch the crowds. My personal favourite location would have to be Stephens Green in Dublin. Here you can relax on a nice Summers day and take it all in! Spending my final year of secondary school in Dublin observing on Stephens Green became a day to day routine! It's one of those things you can do for hours and not notice you've been doing it until you look at your watch and wonder where the afternoon went to?!

There's those self obsessed never happy, only care how they look like people. The only thing they're more obsessed about other then themselves is what people think about them!


These drive me crazy! You are who you are so stop trying to change for other people who probably like you for who you are anyway! So jus do us all a favour...... relax and go with the flow! Your never going to change! how boring would life be if we were all the same!?




Next are those who are so insecure about themselves the only thing they can do to feel better is make others feel bad! They are drains on society! So wel leave it at that!




Next are the career obsessed self motivated brains. these are the owners of major businesses, drive nice cars and wear spend just as much money on cars as clothes. This is all fine and well!!! whatever makes you happy! You work hard so spoil yourself! you only live once so when you do live it well!!


The funny people! The optomists! The giggly, chuckling glass is always half full people you have to love!

I'm only getting stared so next time you have a minute give it a go!

Monday, November 17, 2008

top ten drinking games!

FLIP CUP::::::::::::::
BEER HUNTER::::::::
TOUCHY FEELY::::::::::
FRISBEE BEER:::::::
BEER ROOT::::::::
BEER PONG:::::::::
SINK THE BATTLE SHIP::::::::::
SENTENCES::::::::
STOP GO::::::::::
SLOSH BALL::::::::::

all classic ways to get drunk, I however dont really see the sense in drinking games!! they're all too complicated to play and for beginners especially, by the time you get the hang of it your too drunk to continue playing!

If you do decide to participate in one of the many drinking games, aka suicide missions, my personal favourite is, roxanne!!! you know dat song "roxanne put on a red light"well you play that song and when ever you hear the words roxanne, or red or dress everybody has to take a drink. play the song twice nd ul have drank a bottle of wine!!! its dangerous but hilariously funny!!!!!!!

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

oh the crack!!!!!!!!

Recently I moved outa home! I moved up to dundalk........................... college manor all the way!!!! oh yeah!!!!
I moved in with two of my mates and two fellas Id never met bofore!,,,,, and honestly I wudn't recommend it!!!! Stick with who you know is my official guide to getting your own place!

Most people can barely live their own family and friends so the chances of you randomly moving in with somebody you are compateble with are slim to none, with the odds slanting in the direction of none!!!!

If , unfortunately you do get landed with either a messy housemate, who's dinner plates tend to still be lying on the floor a week later,

or a picky neatfreak who pretends to be so laid back but then you leave the window open and know all about!!!! because we are not..........................."heating the streets"!

The guide to a quiet life after moving in with strangers is keep quiet!!
If they wana bitch and moan all day leave them at it! or even better just act like you cant hear it!!!!
If they want to give out about your friends living in the house, let them.....................remember you can hear nothing!!!!
Or moaning about parties , its really such a pitty their no crack, but drinking sessions and parties can be used as a form of accidental and seriously unfortunate payback!!!!!!

my bed!!!!!!!

This morning I woke up and suddenly I realised how great bed is!!! I got a new hot water bottle and believe it or not you go to bed with it at 12 o'clock and wake up the next morning at 8 o'clock and its still warm!!!

Yes still warm!

I'm sick of hot water bottles that you go to bed with thinking they're the greatest thing ever and wake up hating them, not able to kick them out of the bed quick enough! This great new invention has made my stay in bed so much greater then it was!!

MINOR TIP: If you stumble across somebody and decide to tell them with the secret intention of making them jealous of your hot water bottle, just before you do make sure they dont have an electric blanket first! I made that mistake recently and it was slightly mortifying!

My bed bed is the single greatest thing in the whole world! Its fun,
warm
and cosi,
and somewhere I can go no matter what kind of day Im having!
It doesnt judge you on what you wear,
doesn't mind how you look
and never gets sick of you!!
Even when the pubs and clubs have had enough of your drunken antics your bed will always be there to welcome you home!
If you have a fight with your parents, you can go to your bed and know they'l leave you alone!
If you break up with your boyfriend your bed gives you the best hugs of all!
When your really happy your beds there for you to jump up and down on to make the occasion all the better!
Even when the worst thing you could have imagined happens, where would you go??
I went to my bed for 24hours straight and came out knowing everything was going to be fine!!!!!
So next time your tossing and turning, not able to sleep just remember, this is just a lovers tiff your having with your bed and know when the going gets tough it will always be there 4you!